Did you want to be creeped out today?
No?
Well, too bad.
(Of course I don't own this; it's by Jonathan Coulton.)
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You can't hate it 'cause it's too good; you can't like it 'cause it's just too dang creepy.
(I'm not in one of my paranoia moods, if you can't tell. If I was, this song would be nowhere near me. xD)